About Chris Roller

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People ask what I do.  My reply is "I'm a geek, turned practical joker, turned nuclear engineer, turned UF student, turned Computer Electrical Engineer, turned programmer, turned father, turned peon, turned writer, turned bum, turned Freak, turned healer, turned divorced, turned legal rebel, turning God along the way.  I'm kinda lawyer, kinda comedian, kinda happy, kinda sad, kinda God, kinda Jesus, kinda Lucifer, kinda Satan, kinda angel, kinda actor, kinda healer, kinda prophet, kinda false prophet, kinda powerful, kinda rich, kinda funny, kinda crazy, kinda stud, kinda fertile, kinda serious, kinda kind, kinda famous, kinda Superman, kinda good, kinda evil, kinda pure, very horny, kinda kidding, kinda good looking, kinda trustworthy, kinda alive".
 

• USNavy Nuclear Power Electrical Engineer - E-6 in 4.5 years (Desert Shield/Storm).  Nuclear power plant supervisor status at 5 years (age 23).
• BS from University of Florida (UF) - Computer Engineering Degree (CEN) - 3.78 GPA.
• I've had a good computer programming career.
• I have impressive psychic gifts. 
• I'm good in most sports.
• I have a logical mind - people have commented on my genius (158 IQ or 147).
• 5'11", brown eyes, brown hair
• In school, there's really no subject of study that troubled me.
• I excelled at math, science, and engineering - 3.94 at UF.
• In general, I have succeeded at everything I tried.
• I've got a good sense of humor.
• I almost never get sick.  No family history of disease or ailments, like cancer, diabetes, etc.  In perfect health except for a few nagging sports injuries.

Hobbies:

• Bowling
• Golf
• Pool
• Tennis
• Computer programming
• Singing and Karaoke
• Skiing
• Making music

Other:

• I like almost any food.
• I love sweets.
• I have 1 sisters and 1 brother.  I have 2 cats.  1 sister died in 2010.
• I have a boy (Dillon) and a girl (Nicole) with ex-wife Maria (married August 15, 1988).  I have a boy (Joe/John) with babe Diana, girl Mary with Kim Olson.
• I am 41 going on 40 years old.  I was born June 14, 1967 in Santa Maria, California.
• I like almost any music except straight rap (I need music).  I especially love all 80's classic rock.
• My favorite shows are: 
  • Star Trek series, best being Enterprise
  • X-Files
  • Smallville (Superman series - awesome - love to claim that one as mine)
  • Whose Line is it Anyways
  • Comedy Channel gets over 50% of my TV viewing time - Crank Yankers, Saturday Night Live, Conan, Mad TV, etc.
  • Humor-based talk shows
  • Real reality shows, like the Jamie Kennedy Experiment, Joe Schmo, My big fat obnoxious fiancé, Crank Yankers, Trigger Happy TV, Punk'd, and Scare Tactics.
  • ESPN, including, football, pool, and bowling shows.
• Personality
• Multiple Intelligences

Religion:  none - religion leads the sheep into the world of the stupid.