Tips if you want me.

1. Take off your ring for God sakes.  I have morals ya know.
2. Don't tell me you have a boyfriend unless you want him to watch.
3. Pretend I'm super special cause we all are in one way or more.
4. Don't ask me what I do because...
   1. You don't want to know.
   2. It's not important as I'm just a one-night stand.
   3. I might say something stupid like "I'm God".
   4. My job is not important to you unless you want me to marry you, and that's not going to happen.
5. Do not mention anything related to our security together because this is purely friends with benefits.  Again, I won't marry you.
6. Don't complain too much cause it will interrupt my thought process on how to get into your pants.
7. This is nothing serious, so lighten up and have some fun for an evening.
8. Pretend I'm important as you will climax easier.
9. Pretend I'm young, cute and a hunk.  You may close your eyes or think of Brad Pitt while doing me.
10. Have a sense a humor.  You're going to need it when you see me naked.
11. Keep in mind that a great lay could inspire the greatest thing the world has ever seen.
12. It might be a good idea to make me happy and stop worrying about yourself for a change.
13. You will always be a wonderful memory that I will always cherish.
14. The next time I see you, do not accuse me of taking advantage of you.
15. Do not accuse me of drugging you for a date-rape.  That tends to ruin the mood, and puts a negative spin on what I'm actually trying to accomplish.
16. Treating me nice could change my viewpoint of women.
17. I will put you in a song and/or journal.
18. I want to have, and sex is fun to me.
19. I'm here to entertain you.
20. piece of ass to me. 

Get lucky with me?  What are the odds?  Better chances winning the PowerBall!
Who's feeling lucky?  About as hard to lay me as it is to kill me.
Who wants to get lucky and hope I don't talk to you!

I am here to get laid, nothing else.

I just wanna have fun.
Sex is fun!

Your "I don't give a sh** attitude" has rubbed off on me.
I have been bent over one too many times!  www.BendmOver.com

Do not mess with me.  Having a bad decade!
Do not make me angry.  You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

Cupid could only love you my way.
Love machine.

Nothing serious - I may look serious, but looking for nothing but a good time!
In need of hook-up!  Don't worry, I won't marry you!

*Hands on healer for Breast Cancer.

You must have penis envy
Black Widow - a woman with penis envy.

Lucifer - light bearer.

Google-worth a year ago.  Working on 

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Freakalicious

Delicious

Grand Opening!  Desperate for your business!  Overstocked!

Special - Buy one dish of love, get one free!
A great deal cause the first one is free too!
Chris' Love Factory!  123 Get Freaky St. Loveville 952.239.6410

Retard/Pervert/Wrong/Psychotic/Short Bus/Stupid/Ugly/Freak

*My Mama says I'm Special!
*Stop whining!  It don't get any better than this!

Grandiose

God Level V
Bigger.  Stronger.  Whooping ass.  Sticky magic.  Freakier than ever!
Hell, Heaven, Morality,
Truth, Justice, Vengeance
It's not good enough yet.

Muscle shirt - Spirit/Sperm/Heart/Brain
Genius
You can't see my muscles.
My workout consists of Thinking, Surviving, Experiencing, Caring!
Spiritual Powerhouse & Spiritual Warrior!
Security -      My bodyguard is God!
6-pack 

Hate magnet.

I make people nervous!  Give me a Peace/piece of mind.

Vikings - Easy on the elderly.
00 Arthritis Boy!

Hazardous waste.  Biohazard Boy!  Superman
Radioactive Man;
100 Rad/Hr.  Meet me and be exposed!

I want your company, so please feed me.
Your food does my body good.
I get fed, 
Give me free food/drinks in the name of God!
Tithe to God your wonderful food.
I would like your company.  Please try to end me.

I'm putting a stop to the weird on this world.
I'm gonna save the planet in my own unique fashion.

Your good deed for today!

Be a servant to God, and serve me!
Everywhere I go, people enjoy being a servant to God

I am invincible.
Hurry up and kill me, damn it!
Who wants to poison me?

You are in the presence of the Almighty!
Your love is a gift to God (Love is a gift of God)
Bow to me, mortal!     

Guess who's at the wheel.  Guess who's driving this vehicle.

Superman had a weakness, but what's mine?
At least Superman had one weakness.
What's my kryptonite?
Can you find my weakness?

Institute 3
Institutionalized 6 times for being crazy.
No cage can contain this beast.

The Power of God is truly amazing!
It's amazing what I can pull off.

Smallville couldn't contain me!  Can Metropolis?

Are you a fraud?

If you don't like my show, just change the channel or turn off the TV.
If you don't like what I'm doing, don't pay attention.
If you don't like how I operate, then don't get on the table.
If you don't like how I drive, then get off the road.
If you don't like how I control you, then get a grip.
walk, run, conduct, demeanor,